WIGGL – WeedWave Wiggles

📡 Live Wiggle Metrics

🍑 Booty Shake Index (BSI)

WAGMI

updated every 420 seconds | source: vibes

💨 Smoke Cloud Density

DANK

cloud coverage: extremely thicc

🌊 WeedWave Amplitude

WAVING

wavelength: one full cheek oscillation

💰 Tokenomics

69B Total Supply

0% Tax (vibe-free)

🔥 LP Burned

🍑 Renounced

420 Holders (and growing)

∞ Vibes

🗺️ The Wiggle Roadmap

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Phase 1 – Shake It

Launch on Solana. Post the CA. Watch frens ape in. First 100 holders receive certified Wiggle Energy™.

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Phase 2 – Smoke It

Trending on DEX screener. Meme competition. Wiggle video contest. Best twerk wins 420 WIGGL.

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Phase 3 – WeedWave Goes Global

CEX listing. Collab with other degen tokens. Maybe a butt NFT collection idk we'll see how high we are.

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Phase 4 – Moon & Beyond

Your ass is the new Bitcoin. We have officially made it. Light one up.